Zoos in the United States recently rated and reviewed their animals using the hasttag #rateaspecies. And it created a laugh riot on Twitter.
When model upgrades were taken very seriously.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️LATEST MODEL, SOLID UPGRADE
Newest model of the classic #Tegu line just arrived - am VERY excited. Colour and texture upgrades are great. Retains all popular features, e.g. sturdy design, accepts a wide range of fuels, full tongue action. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/7tJQLGBdXv“Otter”-ly adorable
⭐️⭐️⭐️ otter be 4 stars but
ok first of all i'm very satisfied much improved over river edition. extremely warm insulation which adds buoyancy. if u like kelp the UrchinCrusher+ is a must on coastal trips. minus one star because it's actually a weasel lol?! #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/oCGV3aGlZ0Shellfies are the best kind of selfies.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Takes Amazing Shellfies
Temperamental handling but light-weight, ergonomic design, water proof. (Buyer beware: massive hardware upgrade requires additional storage space and energy requirements over time.)#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/VJkJFmgkhTStealth mode is always a useful feature to have.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Asteroid resistant. Base model is "Stealth Mode" equipped. Cleans up after messy migrations and flooding. Extra small version includes Cute chirping package. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/2hUlB1s2Vz
The pros and cons were carefully measured.
⭐️⭐️⭐️ CAT/SNAKE HYBRID
Extremely musky. 5/6 ends sharp and pointy. Handles like a furry noodle. But fantastic for taking care of unwanted prairie dogs along your property.#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/I7euo0S3GJThere were some subtle digs that did not go unnoticed.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ A TOUR DE FORCE
Simply superlative. Disruptive design. Inspired mechanical engineering. Invented its own niche with seamless software/hardware integration. Absolute head-turner and conversation starter. Sorry, no headphone jack: the future is here. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/f6g2QINpgwNo pun was spared.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ WALLABY DARNED
Much more compact model than geographically similar options. Impressive height achieved during locomotion. Very well-suited for modern life.#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/wh8ZczJKKHSo. many. puns!
⭐️⭐️⭐️
Had a bug when it arrived, but customer service was helpful and offered a replacement. I'm eagerly manitis-ipating its arrival this week. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/1b67wISRmFThe review of this rogue audio recorder took the cake.
⭐️⭐️⭐️ 3/5 Audio Recorder: Mixed feelings on this review. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. It only records what it finds interesting. AND will replay LOUDLY usually at or BEFORE sunrise.Also, no battery needed. Requires fresh fruits & veggies. VERY MESSY.
#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/WLnQiSVjOtNot unlike pockets on women's clothing.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ SPACIOUS
Comes in half a dozen varieties, and the lower half of their bill can hold up to 3 gallons of water! The pouch on their bill doesn't actually store food, minus one star.
#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/3Vitjeh1ymYou can't go wrong with something vintage right?
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ A+ VINTAGE ROADSTER
Despite few major design updates since the Ice Age, a worthy investment for current and future aficionados. Oxygen-processing and sustained land speed unparalleled. Extremely rare, though hopefully not for long.#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/Dqa0Gp7Q7mEssential Business Intelligence, Continuous LIVE TV, Sharp Market Insights, Practical Personal Finance Advice and Latest Stories — On NDTV Profit.