Once the 80-hour-long Maharashtra fiasco ended, I had two options. I could dive into reams of enlightened analysis from political pundits, or I could call Ganesh. I have given him a fictitious name to protect his privacy, but the guy is for real. I chose to call Ganesh – but before I tell you what he told me, here's a quick background on him.
Ganesh is a charming housekeeper at my favourite hotel in uptown Mumbai. I stay there for over 50 days in a year, and by happenstance, Ganesh is my ‘evening turn-down service boy' on over 40 of those. I suspect it's got something to do with my generous tips, as Ganesh is smart enough to fix or game the roster – but hey, every chap has the right to maximise his income, right?
Ganesh must be in his early 30s, a stocky, handsome young man, a typical Marathi manoos (local). Unsurprisingly, he is also a huge Modi fan. While he would forever curse the hardships caused by demonetisation, lambast the Goods and Services Tax for inflating five-star hotel expenses and destroying jobs, berate the government for skyrocketing food-grain and onion prices, but whenever I would ask “lekin tum toh Modiji kay fan ho?” (why are you cribbing, aren't you are a Modi fan?), his reply would be lightening quick: “arrey sahib, Modiji toh dabangg hain. Dekho Pakistan ko hila kay rakh diya hai” (Oh sir, Prime Minister Modi is exceptional. See how he has made Pakistan cower in fear).
I had last met Ganesh when the BJP-Sena relationship had broken down irretrievably, and Uddhav Thackeray had begun flirting with Sharad Pawar to explore a hitherto unthinkable political alliance. I had asked Ganesh for his take.
Ganesh: “Sahib, yeh Modiji kuchch theek nahin kar rahe hain. Doosron ko bhi chance dena chahiya. Agar Uddhavji fifty-fifty mukhya mantri ban jaatey hain toh kya buraayi hai? Modiji ko toh bas sab kuchch hi apney control main rakhna hai”. (Prime Minister Modi should agree to Uddhav Thackeray's fifty-fifty sharing plan for the CM's job. Why does he want to keep everything only under his own control?)
I shot back, with undisguised glee at his discomfiture: “arrey bhai, magar tum toh Modiji kay fan ho?” (But you are a Modi fan? How can you say this?)
Ganesh: “yeh baat bhi sahi hai. Modiji hain toh dabangg, lekin ….” (translated: yes, Modi is fearless, exceptional, but ….).
That was about a fortnight back. I now reached out to Ganesh for his conclusive assessment: “sahib, yeh toh theek hi ho gaya. Lekin sabko iskay baad sabak lena chahiye” (This has ended fine, but everybody needs to learn lessons here).
That set me thinking. Why not figure out the lessons that impregnate this unusual political event. At the very least I shall have something intelligent to toss at Ganesh the next time he comes for the ‘evening turn-down service'! Here goes.
For President Ram Nath Kovind
Unfortunately, his constitutional obligations have been highly compromised. He should recall the folly of former President Fakhruddin Ali Ahmed on the intervening night of June 25-26, 1975, when Indira Gandhi's Proclamation of Emergency was signed without any cabinet advice. As a young political activist then, I am sure Ram Nath Kovind must have joined his leaders in brutally condemning that constitutional travesty.
Now the baton is with him. He must never allow such a dangerous breach of due process, ever again.
For Governor Bhagat Singh Koshyari
Sad, because his conduct was dubiously partisan. He almost seemed to be acting on the orders of his erstwhile political masters. He must recall the condemnation heaped on former Governor Buta Singh, who whimsically dismissed Bihar's elected assembly in 2005, simply because Lalu Prasad Yadav, an influential minister in the UPA government at the center, wanted it so. Again, I am sure Koshyari must have railed against that politically obnoxious action.
Perhaps he should now take moral responsibility and quit, restoring the sanctity of his office.
For BJP And Prime Minister Modi
From here on, the Modi government must give supreme precedence to democratic institutions and conventions. Politics, the ‘art of the possible', cannot degenerate into ‘only ends matter, however questionable the means'. If anything, graceful acceptance of loss is an asset; it enhances, does not diminish, one's political stature. And by the way, tweeting can be injurious to health.
Congratulations to @Dev_Fadnavis Ji and @AjitPawarSpeaks Ji on taking oath as the CM and Deputy CM of Maharashtra respectively. I am confident they will work diligently for the bright future of Maharashtra.
His alacrity virtually made him the architect of this operation in public perception. Honestly, I was surprised that a consummate, legendarily-patient Prime Minister was so keen to put his signature at such a premature, uncertain stage of the takeover.
For Congress And Sonia Gandhi
Most battles are lost in the mind. But see how the Congress, which seemed to have given up even before the campaign began, is now in government in Maharashtra! Plus, in four other powerful states of north, west and central India. Thanks to the never-say-die spirit of its own partially-estranged veterans. So, the twin lessons for Congress are obvious:
- Pick up the gauntlet and fight hard against the BJP, which is not invincible; and
- Reach out to the formidable clutch of ex-colleagues who have created fortresses against the ruling regime, ranging from Pawar to Mamata to Yadavs to Naidu, and forge a sustained rainbow coalition.
Engage, communicate, trust, and create mechanisms to give this a near-permanent edifice. Also, empower your own political heavyweights. Do not allow this momentum to flag.
For Sharad Pawar
It's a grand, as-yet-evolving autumn for the patriarch. He has emerged as the Bhishma Pitamah (the wisest statesman from Mahabharata) of opposition politics. He insisted on Uddhav Thackeray leading a five-year government, proving that ego is the most dispensable item for a successful leader. He persuaded Congress to join the government, maximising the coalition's stability. He wooed back Ajit Pawar, his errant political progeny, showing the power of reconciliation and restraint in winning rearguard battles. He was resolute, not angry. In fact, I would wager that he made the enviable transition from a master strategist to a political statesman. His challenge is now crystal clear – he should become the fulcrum of a combined opposition to take on the powerful Modi-led BJP, so that whatever the outcome in 2024, India ends up with a more balanced, fair, and equitable democracy.
Okay, I am now ready to meet my Ganesh in Mumbai.
Raghav Bahl is the co-founder and chairman of Quintillion Media, including BloombergQuint. He is the author of three books, viz ‘Superpower?: The Amazing Race Between China's Hare and India's Tortoise', ‘Super Economies: America, India, China & The Future Of The World', and ‘Super Century: What India Must Do to Rise by 2050'.
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